Tuesday, September 9, 2008
My new 'do'
So I got my hair done last weekend, my bi-annual hair splurge. About once every 6 months my hair gets so ragged & nasty & grown out that I have to gird up my loins and tell Jeff to fork over some money, honey, to have it done. I found this nice little place that did it for only $60, which is a very good price. The guy took his time & did a good job. The only thing is, I told him "really blonde", and now I think I look a little like Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter, only maybe with not such great bone structure.
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lol...you must post pics haney
hahahah. Yes. agreed with the Nik. We need photos in order to accurately judge the damage (or lack thereof).
It sounds ravishing.. Would that make me a malfoy as well? I shall start calling noah "Draco".
Now I must capture and enslave a house-elf to do my evil bidding.
Yes, you may all be Malfoys. Freddy, you can be Narcissa. Just go down to your local salon and get them to do you a nice long weave.
Also, Adrianne & Amber will alternate as house-elves, since they will clean up your whole house without being asked. Nikki can be Beatrix Lestrange, or if that's too evil for her, one of the centaurs. Abi could be Luna Lovegood.
My God, I crack myself up. I'll tell you, I'm so amused right now.
PS on the above:
Amanda can be Hermoine Granger, since she's smart & writes well. Mindy can be either a broomstick (Nibus 2008!) or a mermaid. Karen...gosh. How about Fawkes, the Phoenix? He sings well, they say. Mom could be Professor McGonagol, or maybe a centaur too, if Niki goes for Beatrix. Dad...I don't know. Someone suggest something. There, I think everyone is present & accounted for.
This is so stupid.
I WILL NOT alternate with amber, first off. I want my own character! Secondly, I'm not a house-elve. I will, however, clean your house without being asked.
Can't I be something a little more, shall we say, glamourous?
Dad has to be Dumbledore, of course.
Glamorous, huh? You could be the Basilisk (the huge snake). It's long and lean & has white straight teeth.
The obvious answer for Dad is Dumbledore, of course, but I was thinking of Aragog, the huge spider. He has millions of children.
LMAO
I will humbly accept the evil title of Beatrix Lestrange...although a centaur might be better suited to my Sagittarian nature.
Lovin this
I also object to the un-glamorousness of a house elf. I never read Harry Potter (although I saw the first 2 movies), but isn't there anyone in there that can make wishes come true... because you know you secretly wish your house was clean! :-)
Actually, Amber, house elves have a lot of power, more even than wizards, it's just that they're restriced to doing their master's bidding. So in effect you could, as an elf, make wishes come true. Or you could be the sorting hat.
What about DC? Anyone?
But house elves can teleport into hogwarts because they have more ancient magic...and they like to knit, Audrey.
And DC would be Arthur Weasley. Duh.
LOL Good stuff!
Hermione Granger? No thank you. I refuse to make babies with unintelligent Ginger baboons, and I happen to like my hair... hmpf.
(For the record, I desperately want to be either Bellatrix Lestrange or Sirius Black.)
(Chris is definitely Kreacher. He even talks to himself.)
(Pictures are a definite must)
(I'm getting Melinda to read this tomorrow ;) I'm sure she'll get as much a kick out of it as I did)
(bye)
A Broomstick??? A BROOMSTICK???? (Screeches in outrage)
Why do 'I' have to be a broomstick?
And yes, I am getting a total kick out of this.
Chris is most definitely a Kreacher. I can just picture him moping around the house muttering about 'mudbloods'.
Mandy, for you I'm thinking more along the lines of a Goblin. Or maybe the Giant Squid.
I think Keren could pull off being a phoenix, though she's a definite blastended skrewt when she's PMSing.
Do I REALLY have to be a broomstick?
Yes, Mindy, I'm afraid so. It's payback for being able to eat everything you like & never gain weight.
I think a Blast-ended Skrewt is a terrific one for Karen, just on principle (since I don't know her that well).
Oh alright, Amanda, you can be a Goblin. I think your sister nailed it. Although there's some resemblance to someone for you that I'm not seeing...I'll have to research.
Although Chris may be a perfect Kreacher, there's something irresistable about picturing him as Narcissa with long, blonde hair, wouldn't you say? In fact, he may be Draco. Hmm.
DC is definitely Arthur Weasley.
I was thinking about Jeff, too, and I thought that he could be Severus Snape. For some reason I have a crush on Snape. I think he's hot... all that straggly, greasy hair! (TMI* alert)
*too much information
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